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“Why didn’t we smoke the bowl, Bart? Why didn’t we smoke the bowl?”

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10 Things You Were Going to Do This Winter, But Probably Didn’t

3. Start P90X

What you said in December: I got in two solid weeks of jogging once after Thanksgiving, but now it’s too cold. My ears will sting. I’m going to finally buy those P90X tapes instead of just looking up people’s exercise time lapse videos on YouTube.

What you said in February: I could wake up now and fit in an 8th of a work out, OR I could stay in this nice warm bed for two more snoozes…

What you’re saying now: Maybe yoga is more my speed. I’ll look up some videos on YouTube while I eat cheese by myself later.

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12 Different Types of Hangovers

Type: Sober Hangover

Cause: Being around drunk people when you’re not.

Symptoms: Hating your friends, hating people who aren’t your friends, simultaneously hating yourself and feeling superior to everyone.

Cures: Blackmail, revenge.

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The Arrival

The Arrival